Ernie's Anti-Endorsement of the Week

Not that we expect any of our blog readers need the following information, but we wanted to anti-endorse (i.e. condemn) pooping your pants while lying on your stomach. This will reek pooey havoc on your surroundings such as you've never seen before, and that's coming from those who have seen some pooey havoc recently. Another tip: if you do happen to poop your pants while lying on your stomach, for golly gosh's sake, DO NOT roll back onto your back! There's only so much laundry a body can do in one day. Finally, if you do poop your pants while lying on your stomach, you may also find later in the day that you have poop on your feet. Don't ask us how.