If we could bottle and sell this stuff, we'd already have college paid for. It comes in handy for a variety of occasions. For instance, trying to munch finger foods when you don't have actual teeth? Apply drool liberally and you don't even have to gum-chew! Want to make grabbing your Dad's bottom lip and pulling as hard as you can even more exciting? Get your own hand nice and droolly first to increase the challenge and gross Dad out even more! Want to give Mom a kiss and make sure she stays kissed? Lead with the tongue, and have 2-12 ounces of drool ready!
*UPDATE* Ernie drool for sale in 1 dram containers for $25 each.
2 comments:
I'm just waiting for him to learn to crawl. I'm guessing then he'll learn that drool is also good for terrorizing the cat.
Is Ern drool a good mixer? I bet it would be good with scotch!
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