Mantights

Ernie is very much a fan of calf-conscious clothing on men. Several Princes have emphasized to him that this is something handsome men wear. If only more of his wardrobe was more . . . princely. Thank goodness he's able to improvise! Just take a monster truck T-shirt, a pair of long underwear, and underoos, and you're new nickname is "Charming."
This is what is being called "the lady pose."

And this is "the man pose." Ladies love this pose.