I can't remember the full impetus of this conversation over the dinner table, but Ernie had been talking about being able to drive and we explained about the responsibility of being behind the wheel of a vehicle, about safety, about how in the wrong hands a vehicle is like a weapon (because we are not very good at simple explanations of ANYTHING) and Ernie asked if we had ever known anyone in a car accident. I showed him my scars on my neck and chin and described how the accident occurred.
That's when Lenora pipes up "One time, I asina caw accidewt, an I gota aww cut up on my neck, and dere was two babies, and one of da babies was eatin' my neck, and da odder baby said 'No! Don't eat 'Nowa's neck, you baby!' and was was bweedin', and I couldn stoppa babies."
I'm not sure, but that sounds like a lie. I mean, babies can't even talk!
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In one SMALL accident when it's all snowy and she feels traumatized by vampire babies. Sheesh.
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