Thursday, July 26, 2012

Lenora will 'tare you

Lenora has many sides, many emotions, and one voice apart from high-pitched-enthusiastic-girly. She can also do hoarse and demonic. She likes to bust this one out times she thinks an adult is not necessarily going to be on board with her demands. Please imagine all these in the same voice that Linda Blair had to lip-synch to in The Exorcist.
For instance, yesterday I didn't quite get up just as soon as my alarm sounded. Two minutes later I hear down the hall Demon Lenora "It's time to det up!"
Or toward the end of dinnertime, she asks if she needs to take any more bites in her sweet little voice. Before a response is issued the Demon adds "I did eat enough fow dessewt!"
Apparently Grandma Chris wasn't familiar with this practice, and when helping Len on the potty during a babysitting day was asked "Gwanma, will you be hewre when I dit up?" She replied that she wouldn't, she had to get home, and was quickly interrupted by the Demon "You will be hewre when I dit up!"
Jeremy got after her, but she was "just twying to 'tare Gwanma." Why does she have to be too cute to discipline?

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